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the-iss.com: 8 Superheroines Who Are Real Bitches

Added September 8, 2008 at 10:21 PDT

I found this article on my DIGG.com feed. I immediately though of - you guessed it right! And, of course, lovely Emma Frost made the list because she stole Scott and will punch you in the face with her “diamond fists” if you even look at her funny.

Oh, Internet.

Here’s the article:

Emma Frost
Known for: Bitchiness, extremely revealing clothing, having creepy triplets around her all the time.
A bitch because of: Her pursuit of a married man who just happens to be wed to a woman who can turn into a huge bird made of fire
The defense: When Iron Man tried to get the X-Men to participate in his douchey Superhuman Registration Act, she said no thanks in a showing of bitchiness being used for good (at least, good in our view).
The case against: Not only did she try to make moves on married stick-in-the-mud Cyclops, she did it by infiltrating his mind and making herself look like the guy’s wife, Jean Grey, who happened to catch them in the act.
Also, she always wears ridiculously revealing clothes, but seems like the most frigid bitch who ever bitch a bitch. Like, she’d get all crazy and smack you with her diamond fists if you just tried to touch a little cheek or even looked for too long. Bitch!

So, Emma made number two and Wonder Woman made number one. However, this list was not numbered, so they may be a jumbled up list of 8 superheroines.

Seriously, though, I don’t think Emma is a bitch. I think she makes being a bitch seem like a form of art, but she’s not a bitch. There’s a better term for it…was it a sentence? Oh! I know!

Breeding, darling. Top class breeding.

Yes, we love our Emma Frost.

Oh, got carried away there. Here’s the original article from the-iss.com: http://www.the-iss.com/2008/08/superheroine_bitches.php - Their servers are down now, so you may have to wait a bit to view the full article.